Quotes Of the Month!

Hi I'm going to start doing qouts now, but there going to be qouts of the months. Because i'm just to lazy to do it every week and i'm going to do 3 at a time cause its easer.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
-- Garry Shandling

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
-- Jimmy Carter

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
-- Tommy Cooper