Quotes of the MONTH!!!! yay!

Hey i found some really funny quotes from this guy's blog by the name of Your Daily Funny Dose. I couldn't find your name on your blog so props to you for these jokes. If you want me to take this off at any time thats ok to. Thanks



Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are some of his quotes which I found funny.


“The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”

“I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!”

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”

“I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion”

“Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking”

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”